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BDillan

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Вопрос
VMWare - почему моя виртуальная машина имеет доступ к Интернету, даже если она подключена к своей собственной VMNet? 10 лет назад
Вопрос
VMNet DHCP Server не назначает моей машине с Ubuntu свой собственный IP 10 лет назад
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Вопрос
Невозможно записать в `- '(сломанный канал) при попытке установить ключ подписи репозитория 10 лет назад
+2
Вопрос
wget выдает «отсутствующий URL» при попытке установить ключ подписи репозитория 10 лет назад
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Вопрос
Кали 3.12 - wlan0 не найден 12 лет назад

О пользователе

Here's an easy game to play,
Here's an easy thing to say:

If a packet hits a pocket
 on a socket on a port
And the bus is interrupted
 as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory
 makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket
 has an error to report!!

If your cursor finds a menu item
 followed by a dash,
And the double clicking icon puts your
 window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the
 index doesn't hash,
Then the situation's hopeless, and your 
 system's gonna crash!

YOU CAN'T SAY THIS? WHAT A SHAME SIR!
WE'LL FIND ANOTHER GAME SIR

If the label on the cable on the table
 at your house,
Says the network is connected to
 the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel
 on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected 
 by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted
 by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are
 as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and
 go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet,
 the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's
 getting sloppy on the disk
And the microcode instructions cause
 unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and
 you'll want to RAM your ROM
Quickly turn off your computer and
 be sure to tell your mom!

-- Anonymous